Doesn't seem fair to me.  Derek, Mark, and their buddy, Beach Blend are fine, upstanding young men.  They have
obviously been bamboozled by your shifty (I said: "s-h-i-F-t-y") sales staff.  The fact that I am the rather
influencial father of those three fine young boys' nether neighbor has absolutely nothing to do with my objective
opinion in this matter.

Sincerely,

Michael S. Walker, Sr